Discord warped into Sparkle Tower, waiting to be greeted by none other than its owner, Twilight Sparkle.
"Can I get you a drink?" Twilight asked nonchalantly as she used her magic to levitate the bottles off her shelf and began mixing her beverage.
"Your stalling trick won't work," Discord answered menacingly.
"Stalling? No, this is a threat." Twilight replied still in a chill manner. "Drink?" She offered once more.
"Unicron's soldiers are coming, there's no stopping them," Discord screamed.
"No, this isn't about them, it's about you, like it's always been," Twilight retorted. "Even if they destroy the earth, no matter what it still comes back to you."
"You can't stop me," Discord warned.
"Oh really? Let's take a head count," Twilight answered. "There's a pony with superspeed, a former Cybertronian Gladiator and his equally powerful rival, a pegasus with EXTREME anger issues, and many more, all of which you've managed to tick off. We may not save Earth or Equestria, but you can't stop us from Avenging them."
"I have an army," Discord threatened.
"We have a Bulk," Twilight retaliated.
"Hmmm, let's see how helpful your friends are when they're busy FIGHTING YOU!!" Discord screamed as he touched Twilight's horn. However, he was surprised that nothing seemed to happen other than a metallic banging noise. He tried again a couple of times only to see it still have no affect.
"Th-That usually works," Discord stuttered in shock.
"That's okay, I get it," Twilight responded. "Performance issues and all..."
{You better write that story. I won't be able to hold her back much long-oof!}
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